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The weather outside is frightening, there are no local racetracks operating, and the sports menu for tonight doesn't move me much..........So I figured out a gift list that I would offer if I were Santa Claus to the following celebrities, sports figures and people in general.............Add your's to the list if you feel like playing along.
George W. Bush :A brain, and some kind of exit strategy for the war in Iraq.....even if it means lying to the American public again.
Dick Cheney: A year's membership to any recognized target shooting range.
Donald Trump: A haircut.
Rosie O'Donnell: A muzzle and a new strap-on.
Nicole Ritchie: A Big Mac.
Britney Spears: Some panties.
Kevin Federline: Some talent.
Michael Richards: Another 10 years of syndication for "Seinfeld" episodes sponsored by none other than the N.A.A.C.P.
O.J. Simpson: A conscience.
The Oakland Raiders: A new owner, a new head coach, a new quarterback, a new playbook, a new etc., etc., etc.
The Dallas Cowboys: A January win in Chicago.
The City of Los Angeles: A football team.
Chris Berman (ESPN): A sportscoat that fits.
Tom Brady: Some wide receivers to throw to, like maybe Terry Glenn or Dieon Branch or oh, nevermind.
Ben Rothleisberger: A motorcycle helmet or the revocation of his driver's license during the off-season.
Brent Favre: A new career in the broadcast booth starting as soon a possible so that he doesn't keep embarrassing himself every Sunday...........Hell, if Bradshaw can do it, anyone can !!
Terrell Owens" A head shrinker.
Major League Baseball: A Cy Young Award winner that can pitch more than five innings a game, win more than half his starts, finish with an ERA of less than 4.00, and pitch more than 200 innings.........just like in the old days.
Allen Iverson: A Carmelo Anthony trade.
Carmelo Anthony: An Allen Iverson trade.
Donavan Mc Nabb: A full and healthy season.
John Madden: A vocal coach to teach him how to complete a sentence, or at the very least, an interpreter.
Joe Paterno: Another 80 years roaming the sidelines, I wouldn't recognize the Penn State football team without him.
All Bettorsworld Members: A safe and Happy Holiday Season to you and your's, and hoping that the next play you make, is a winning one.
Season's Greetings from everyone here at The World Famous Boone Moone Fan Club and Radio Network.
George W. Bush :A brain, and some kind of exit strategy for the war in Iraq.....even if it means lying to the American public again.
Dick Cheney: A year's membership to any recognized target shooting range.
Donald Trump: A haircut.
Rosie O'Donnell: A muzzle and a new strap-on.
Nicole Ritchie: A Big Mac.
Britney Spears: Some panties.
Kevin Federline: Some talent.
Michael Richards: Another 10 years of syndication for "Seinfeld" episodes sponsored by none other than the N.A.A.C.P.
O.J. Simpson: A conscience.
The Oakland Raiders: A new owner, a new head coach, a new quarterback, a new playbook, a new etc., etc., etc.
The Dallas Cowboys: A January win in Chicago.
The City of Los Angeles: A football team.
Chris Berman (ESPN): A sportscoat that fits.
Tom Brady: Some wide receivers to throw to, like maybe Terry Glenn or Dieon Branch or oh, nevermind.
Ben Rothleisberger: A motorcycle helmet or the revocation of his driver's license during the off-season.
Brent Favre: A new career in the broadcast booth starting as soon a possible so that he doesn't keep embarrassing himself every Sunday...........Hell, if Bradshaw can do it, anyone can !!
Terrell Owens" A head shrinker.
Major League Baseball: A Cy Young Award winner that can pitch more than five innings a game, win more than half his starts, finish with an ERA of less than 4.00, and pitch more than 200 innings.........just like in the old days.
Allen Iverson: A Carmelo Anthony trade.
Carmelo Anthony: An Allen Iverson trade.
Donavan Mc Nabb: A full and healthy season.
John Madden: A vocal coach to teach him how to complete a sentence, or at the very least, an interpreter.
Joe Paterno: Another 80 years roaming the sidelines, I wouldn't recognize the Penn State football team without him.
All Bettorsworld Members: A safe and Happy Holiday Season to you and your's, and hoping that the next play you make, is a winning one.
Season's Greetings from everyone here at The World Famous Boone Moone Fan Club and Radio Network.
............anyway, you get the picture. 
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