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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 1999

    The Wonderful Husband

    The Wonderful Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
    a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and
    begins to talk.
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: 'Hello'

    WOMAN: 'Honey, Honeybeeit's me... Are you at the club?'

    MAN: 'Yes'Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes

    WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful
    leather coat. It's only $1,000
    Is it OK if I buy it?'

    MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'Face throwing a kiss

    WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models.
    I saw one Automobile I really liked.'

    MAN: 'How much?'

    WOMAN: '$98,000'

    MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.'

    WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house House with gardenI wanted last year
    is back on the market.
    They're asking for $980,000.'

    MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will
    probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's
    really a pretty good price.'

    WOMAN: 'OK. I'Il see you later!
    I love you so much! You’re so generous!'

    MAN: “You’re worth it. 'Bye!'

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
    in astonishment, with mouths wide open

    The wonderful husband turns and asks: "Anybody know whose phone this is?"

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    Sep 2010


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