The Wonderful Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and
begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, Honeybeeit's me... Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes

WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000
Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'Face throwing a kiss

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models.
I saw one Automobile I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$98,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house House with gardenI wanted last year
is back on the market.
They're asking for $980,000.'

MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's
really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'Il see you later!
I love you so much! You’re so generous!'

MAN: “You’re worth it. 'Bye!'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, with mouths wide open

The wonderful husband turns and asks: "Anybody know whose phone this is?"