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  • An x-girlfriend called me yesterday

    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

    'Wow!' I really was flabbergasted.
    'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

    She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

    'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

    Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

    So I told her to fuck off.

  • #2
    HAHA. i was thinking just pull out some of your huge winnings since your such a great capper! and you could freshin up, but your response was better.
    good luck

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    • #3
      That was hilarious.

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      • #4
        Lol

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        • #5
          I guess the only question is why would an x girl friend would steep so low to call you.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Carpet View Post
            I guess the only question is why would an x girl friend would steep so low to call you.
            Carpet...It was a joke....Chill out and ease up..Let's all try and get along this year please!!! I thought it was pretty damn funny myself.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Carpet View Post
              I guess the only question is why would an x girl friend would steep so low to call you.
              Well let me think? Well I'm tall, dark and handsome, a sharp dresser, I have lots of money and I have a very big dick. Women like big dicks.

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              • #8
                Lol...we age well, most women look 15 years older after they reach their 40s....

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