BETTORSWORLD:THE MOVIE

[REALITY]

BETTORWORLD FANS:

NOW THAT MY POSTING CAREER IS OVER,I NEEDED SOMETHING TO OCCUPY MY TIME.

I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD TO DIRECT:

BETTORSWORLD: THE MOVIE

THE CASTING IS NOW COMPLETE:

REALITY:JAMES GANDOLFINI (WANTED ROBERT DENIRO)

DEVIL:ROBERT DUVALL (WANTED PIERCE BROSNAN)

JEFF:AL PACINO (WANTED BEN AFLECK)

RONBETS: DUSTIN HOFFMAN

CHESTER:JOHN GOODMAN (WANTED MATT DAMON)

RENO:PAUL SHAFFER (WANTED BEN STILLER)

RENO'S LOVE INTEREST:ASIA CARRERA

============================================
CASTING CHANGE,REPEAT,CASTING CHANGE
=============================================

THE CASTING OFFICE HAS RECEIVED NUMEROUS E-MAILS REGARDING A MISCAST JACK NICHOLSON AS DOGGIE STYLE.

THE OVERWHELMING TWO CHOICES TO NOW PLAY DOGGIE STYLE IN BETTORSWORLD:THE MOVIE ARE:

A. ODD JOB : FROM THE JAMES BOND MOVIE:GOLDFINGER

B. WOO FAT : FROM THE POPULAR T.V.SERIES HAWAII 5-0.

DOGGIES LOVE INTEREST WILL REMAIN THE SAME

=============================================

DOGGIE'S LOVE INTEREST: WHO ELSE? LASSIE!

BOOMER:JOHN CAZALES (FREDO FROM THE GODFATHER)

BOOMER'S LOVE INTEREST:HIS POST-UP AND BONUS MONEY

AUSSIE VAMP2:PAUL HOGAN

MLS: DR.DEMENTO (WANTED RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN)

MLS'S LOVE INTEREST:SYBIL

HARTLEY: JOHN HOUSEMAN (WANTED RICHARD BURTON)

SPORTSBANK:JENNA JAMESEON


MOVIE THEME SONG:MAKING FRIENDS

PERFORMED BY:THE VIENNA BOYS CHOIR


SOON AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU.

SEE YOU AT THE OSCARS!

REALITY



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[Fedya Fussball]

And your not gonna give me a cameo role????

I can call on all my slavic brudders - from Brighton Beach to Moskva...


Пішов ти нахир....

Enjoy translating!

FF

[sportsbank]

REALITY,
You are too funny. Sorry I couldn't make
the feast you and The Devil had in NYC.
I dig the chick you cast in my part.
Reconsider your retirement. I find your posts insightful and amusing.

Take Care.
Sportsbank.

[Ronbets]

Reality, give the casting director these also eligibles with high recommendations:

Segundo--Freddy Prinze Jr.

Old Man--Anthony Quinn

John DM--Dan Aykroyd

Fedya Fussball--KGB in "Rounders"

Dot Mix--Ellen Burstyn

Krackman--Edward Norton

Sportshobby--Billy Zane

Stardust Scotty--Clint Eastwood

Scott Landau--Younger Martin Landau

Bighands--Luca Brazzi(Gdf)

[REALITY]

RONBETS,
PLEASE BE ADVISED BETTORSWORLD ARTISTS INC.WILL BE SENDING YOU AN OFFER TO BE THE CASTING DIRECTOR FOR THE SEQUEL:

BETTORSWORLD II:LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOUR SORRY...

PLEASE CHECK YOUR MAIL.

SPORTSBANK:
YOUR BIO DOES SAY YOU LIKE SEX...

REALITY

[sportsbank]

REALITY,
Is this going to be an X-rated film?
Is BW getting into the porn business?
I bet we could make big $$$$. Send me
copy of the script
I was a film major. Might as well put
that college education to good use.

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[REALITY]

Originally posted by sportsbank:
REALITY,
Is this going to be an X-rated film?
Is BW getting into the porn business?
I bet we could make big $$$$. Send me
copy of the script

SPORTSBANK,

WE COULD DO A SEPERATE PROJECT:

THE DEVIL IN MRS.SPORTSBANK.

I THINK YOU AND THE DEVIL SHOULD COLLABORATE VIA E-MAIL REGARDING THIS PROJECT.

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE PAPARAZZI,VARIETY,AND E-ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION WILL BE HERE AND I'LL BE THE BAD GUY AGAIN...

REALITY

[Hartley]

>>HARTLEY: JOHN HOUSEMAN (WANTED RICHARD BURTON)<<

Geez, how old do you think I am.

I guess it could have been worse. You could have chosen Pee Wee Herman .

[sportsbank]

REALITY,
Anytime The Devil wants to collaborate,
he knows how to get in touch with me.

[Scott Landau]

LMFAO! Thanks for the mention, Ron. By the way, Uncle Marty and I are back on speaking terms and he's an avid reader of BW. He hasn't read this thread yet, but I called him and he loves Robert Loggia for the role of 'Old Man', and James Caan for 'Boomer'. I'll return later with more of Unks selections.

[Scott Landau]

LMFAO! Thanks for the mention, Ron. By the way, Uncle Marty and I are back on speaking terms and he's an avid reader of BW. He hasn't read this thread yet, but I called him and he loves Robert Loggia for the role of 'Old Man', and James Caan for 'Boomer'. I'll return later with more of Unks selections.

[Scott Landau]

LMFAO! Thanks for the mention, Ron. By the way, Uncle Marty and I are back on speaking terms and he's an avid reader of BW. He hasn't read this thread yet, but I called him and he loves Robert Loggia for the role of 'Old Man', and James Caan for 'Boomer'. I'll return later with more of Unks selections.

[Scott Landau]

LMFAO! Thanks for the mention, Ron. By the way, Uncle Marty and I are back on speaking terms and he's an avid reader of BW. He hasn't read this thread yet, but I called him and he loves Robert Loggia for the role of 'Old Man', and James Caan for 'Boomer'. I'll return later with more of Unks selections.

[thedevil]

This post made my day..

Some of the best stuff posted all day.

I can see John Goodman as Chester.

I guess the cat's out of the bag, Sportsbanks not one of the boys.

The Devil

[REALITY]

Originally posted by Hartley:
>>HARTLEY: JOHN HOUSEMAN (WANTED RICHARD BURTON)<<

Geez, how old do you think I am.

I guess it could have been worse. You could have chosen Pee Wee Herman .

HARTLEY,

THE WAY RENO DESCRIBED YOU I WAS THINKING OF AN ARTICULATE MAN OF LETTERS.

A DISTINGUISHED INDIVIDUAL.

I'M CASTING FOR QUALITY NOT APPEARANCE AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT JOHN HOUSEMAN WAS DISTINGUISHED...

REALITY