RITES AND SERVICES FOR MR.REALITY

[Ronbets]

After all appeals were exhausted, Gov. George Pataki of NY refused on last stay of execution. Warden Jeff pulled the switch at 8p.m. ET. Background music was provided by Billy Joel "Innocent Man" and George Thorogood "Who Do You Love?"

The Last Rites were carried out by former BM Stardust Scotty. Pall Bearers include Devil, Ronbets, Phantom, Sportsbank, Old Man and Brian.

Speakers at the Mass will include Reno with a 10dime check to accept the Challenge. Mr Humble to tell us this need not have happened. Doggie/Style and Hamhog to praise him but not his style. The Oz contingent led by AV2 and Fedya will praise him as an international goodwill ambassador.

Funeral arrangements will be handled by Kosar Mortuary. The "hi ya goodbye ya" all purpose undertaker. Music provided by Tom Petty "I Won't Backdown". Drivers include, Bucky, Krackman, Scott L, Sportshobby, Slam Dunk, Freak and anyone with a valid drivers license.

His last words to Warden Jeff were "When I leave boredom will set in. They ain't got Reality to kick around anymore. VIVA LA BETTORSWORLD."

[sportshobby]

I love humor, challenges, wit, debate, disagreements, and of course sportsbook information. But Reality's chest-thumping and bravado got too painful to even read. May he rest in peace.

[reno]

Sportshobby, want some humor? Then read the folowing true story about an NFL rookie 300-pound Bubba:

Bubba had failed the Wunderlich test, so the team considering drafting him in the first round decided to interview him. The interview went like this: "OK, Bubba, we want to see if you can use a preposition in a sentence. Use the word 'before' in a sentence."

"That be easy," replied Bubba. Two plus two be four."

[sportshobby]

I SUPPOSE NOW YOU'RE PICKING ON OVERWEIGHT AND UNDEREDUCATED PEOPLE NOW, RENO . . .

Just kidding.

[Unregistered]

Re: RITES AND SERVICES FOR MR.REALITY

Originally posted by Ronbets

After all appeals were exhausted, Gov. George Pataki of NY refused on last stay of execution. Warden Jeff pulled the switch at 8p.m. ET. Background music was provided by Billy Joel "Innocent Man" and George Thorogood "Who Do You Love?"

The Last Rites were carried out by former BM Stardust Scotty. Pall Bearers include Devil, Ronbets, Phantom, Sportsbank, Old Man and Brian.

Speakers at the Mass will include Reno with a 10dime check to accept the Challenge. Mr Humble to tell us this need not have happened. Doggie/Style and Hamhog to praise him but not his style. The Oz contingent led by AV2 and Fedya will praise him as an international goodwill ambassador.

Funeral arrangements will be handled by Kosar Mortuary. The "hi ya goodbye ya" all purpose undertaker. Music provided by Tom Petty "I Won't Backdown". Drivers include, Bucky, Krackman, Scott L, Sportshobby, Slam Dunk, Freak and anyone with a valid drivers license.

His last words to Warden Jeff were "When I leave boredom will set in. They ain't got Reality to kick around anymore. VIVA LA BETTORSWORLD."

Excuse me while I dry a tear,I always get emotional when I read this...