So after reading Junior 44’s post early this morning and responding I decided to do a “ review” of some of the Bworld’s posters. I immediately thought to myself “Oh Oh” here Eddie goes again. He is asking for it this time! But then I figured if Reno could review the sportsbooks, then I could review the posters!! Traveling back home on the plane this morning I worked it all out……….. so here goes……
Boomer – Top of the list of course! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T STIFF THIS GUY!! Boomer and I have spoke at length in the past, but since his recent ordeal he has been lying low. 50% bonus!!! Sounds good to me! Genuinely an ok guy, but somehow he just doesn’t seem to understand that when you beat up on a sportsbook too much, they are not exactly going to embrace you.
Reno – 5 CENTS!!! IT’S JUST NOT GOING TO CUT IT. A master of the English language no doubt and makes for great reading most of the time, Reno is gifted with enviable diction and in his posts he shares a wealth of experience and travel. His insatiable desire to earn more, however, detracts from his otherwise entertaining postings. I can’t tell you how many times I have read his nagging posts and swear that maybe we should all just offer up the keys to our sportsbooks and give them to Reno. Nevertheless, I would have him on my debate team any day.
MLS – HOW MUCH JUICE DID YOU SAY??????????? Although we have tumbled in the past, I have much admiration for Mls. He is the kind of guy that would rat on his brother for stealing candy from the local store. Be assured Mls would never cheat you, and once you have earned his trust, you can go to war with this guy. Stand up ALL THE WAY! I would like to suggest to Mls that sometimes a line is kind of wide because you don’t always get action on both sides.
Old Man – WHAT’S THERE TO SAY? Ever read “The Key to Rebecca?” I swear of the thousands of visitors to this forum everyday, only one person in the room knows what this guy is talking about when he posts.
He somehow commands a certain level of respect however.
Reality – WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!! Caps on have become the accepted means to shout when you wish to in the posting room. Does this mean the Reality is always shouting? In fact Reality seems to be an extremely knowledgeable bookmaker, and his posts are usually quite informative, when he is not picking on Reno that is. Ease up on the caps a bit Will Ya!
Underdog7 – SHH!! JUST EMAIL ME WITH THE LOW DOWN! The grandmas must have kicked udog out of their tea party! Thank God for Bettorsworld, there is a lot of news to go around. I have actually had the pleasure to speak with underdog7 and despite his desire to get his news firsthand he is great fun and a terrific guy. We have great respect for udog as a player and will always accommodate him.
Hartley – I AM NOT BUYING, ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!! Give me the option to hire Hartley and he’s got a job to sell for me any day. Seems like an ok guy, and a true believer in his product, a quality that ranks high in my books.
Bgeorgia – THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! Sure we do Brian, we just don’t all tell you we do. There are not enough words in the English language to accurately express Brian’s feelings. He has the tenacity of a stubborn bull, nevertheless. His commitment to this industry and further success of Bettorsworld is unmatched by any other.
Roger (WWTS) – 10 DIMES AT –150, OK… WANT ANOTHER 10 AT –145???? The absolute best in the business; you can never really appreciate Roger until you have gone to dinner with him a few times. Roger is certainly not just a good bookmaker; a few words with Roger, would soon reveal intelligence and wit that comes only with years of experience……..AND DON’T PISS HIM OFF!!!!! The owner of WWTS maintains an enviable trait that attracts only the best in his company. No wonder WWTS will always be at the top.
Krackman – SO HOW MUCH BONUS I AM GETTING THIS TIME!!! Don’t be fooled by the name. Krackman is sharp as a tack. I have had the pleasure of speaking with Krackman on a number of occasions. He demands the best and deserves it……… and he’ll take the bonus thank you very much!!
Aussievamp2 – WHAT IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!! Fortunately, being born in Antigua, then a British Colony, has allowed me the privilege to understand exactly what AV2 is rambling about. What the hell is Cricket anyway???? 10 pages of info and we’re still lost. Can we get any scalps on it……….. I hear Reno in the background.
JohnnyDemarco – SCREW WITH ME AND I’LL BLAST EM ON THE SCOREPHONES!!!! My first impression of JD was “used car salesman all the way” at least upon his entrance to the forum anyway. I happened to speak with JD recently and whatever impressions I had prior were quickly diminished. JD seems to be a great guy and certainly has a strong commitment to the industry.
The above post was never intended to upset anyone in the posting room. Skillful prose invokes the 100% of the very emotion the author originally intended. A comedy should leave you bursting at the seams, a thriller should keep you up for nights and a romance should make you cry uncontrollably. If I have accomplished the former of the above, then this post has been a true success. What’s important is that we are all a unique, and our individual traits combined help us make this site the most successful gambling forum in the world.
Regards
Eddie
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