WWTS Bulletin!

[WWTS Marketing]

Due to anticipated weather conditions, operations at WWTS may be required to close down until further notice. We are aware of the looming dangers, but will remain operational for as long as the weather permits us to do so. Close monitoring of the storm will be done and updates will be given at regular intervals.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused as a result of this untimely occurrence.


Sincerely,

WWTS

[Bette Midler]

I think I will call this evening and request a payout next day, just so Johnny D can bestow his wrath on me.