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THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF MODERN SCIENCE AND THE GENEROSITY OF A POSTER HERE WHO HAS BEEN OFT MALIGNED FOR TRYING TO SCALP A PENNY OR TWO ON A GAME, REALITY HAS BEEN REINCARNATED.
THIS MAGNANAMOUS INDIVIDUAL WISHES TO REMAIN ANONAMOUS.
THE SAME DOCTORS WHO BUILT STEVE AUSTIN THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN PERFORMED THE OPERATION ON REALITY AT A MUCH HIGHER COST.
I REMEMBER LYING ON THE OPERATING TABLE WHEN I LOOKED UP AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF," WHO IS THIS STRANGE LOOKING DUDE WITH THE DOCTORS?"
I HEARD HIM SAY,"DOC MY NAME IS **** AND I MIGHT CHISEL PENNIES ON GAMES BUT SOME THINGS IN LIFE HAVE NO PRICE TAG.I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS DOC PLEASE I NEED A LITTLE REALITY IN MY LIFE!"
IT WAS LIKE WHEN YOU GET HIT WITH THOSE ELECTRIC PADDLES.
THE SHOCK OF THAT STATEMENT STARTED MY HEART BEATING AGAIN.
WHEN THE MONITOR STARTED BEEPING AND BUZZING,**** SAID DOC I'LL SEE YOU LATER ,IT'S POST TIME.
THE DOC LAUGHED AND SAID,"NO MY SON THAT'S NOT THE DON BEST BEEPING IT'S REALITY'S HEART MONITOR,HE'S ALIVE!"
WELL I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES AS LIFE SLOWLY CREPT BACK INTO MY ONCE LIFELESS BODY.
AFTER THE WHOLE PROCEEDURE WAS DONE AND POOR **** GOT THE BILL,HE COLLAPSED AND HIS FINAL WORDS WERE ,"I'M GONNA NEED A TWO CENT LINE IN BASEBALL TO GET EVEN FOR THIS!"
WELL I'M HAPPY TO REPORT **** IS DOING FINE.
I JUST WANT TO THANK HIM FOR BRINGING ME BACK HOME WHERE REALITY GOT HIS START IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF POSTING.
NEW AND IMPROVED REALITY.
I EVEN HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE NOW.
I DO HOWEVER STILL TYPE IN CAPS,A PROBLEM THE DOCTORS JUST COULDN'T CORRECT.
IF ANYBODY HAS A QUESTION OR WOULD LIKE AN OPINION ON A SUBJECT I WILL DO MY BEST TO TRY AN SUPPLY ONE.
REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN THE SHINING WHEN JACK NICHOLSON IS HACKING AWAY AT THE BATHROOM DOOR,AND HE POKES HIS HEAD THROUGH AND SAYS,"HERE'S JOHHNY!"?
WELL FOR BETTOR OR WORSE:
"HEEERE'S REALITY!"
REALITY
THIS MAGNANAMOUS INDIVIDUAL WISHES TO REMAIN ANONAMOUS.
THE SAME DOCTORS WHO BUILT STEVE AUSTIN THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN PERFORMED THE OPERATION ON REALITY AT A MUCH HIGHER COST.
I REMEMBER LYING ON THE OPERATING TABLE WHEN I LOOKED UP AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF," WHO IS THIS STRANGE LOOKING DUDE WITH THE DOCTORS?"
I HEARD HIM SAY,"DOC MY NAME IS **** AND I MIGHT CHISEL PENNIES ON GAMES BUT SOME THINGS IN LIFE HAVE NO PRICE TAG.I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS DOC PLEASE I NEED A LITTLE REALITY IN MY LIFE!"
IT WAS LIKE WHEN YOU GET HIT WITH THOSE ELECTRIC PADDLES.
THE SHOCK OF THAT STATEMENT STARTED MY HEART BEATING AGAIN.
WHEN THE MONITOR STARTED BEEPING AND BUZZING,**** SAID DOC I'LL SEE YOU LATER ,IT'S POST TIME.
THE DOC LAUGHED AND SAID,"NO MY SON THAT'S NOT THE DON BEST BEEPING IT'S REALITY'S HEART MONITOR,HE'S ALIVE!"
WELL I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES AS LIFE SLOWLY CREPT BACK INTO MY ONCE LIFELESS BODY.
AFTER THE WHOLE PROCEEDURE WAS DONE AND POOR **** GOT THE BILL,HE COLLAPSED AND HIS FINAL WORDS WERE ,"I'M GONNA NEED A TWO CENT LINE IN BASEBALL TO GET EVEN FOR THIS!"
WELL I'M HAPPY TO REPORT **** IS DOING FINE.
I JUST WANT TO THANK HIM FOR BRINGING ME BACK HOME WHERE REALITY GOT HIS START IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF POSTING.
NEW AND IMPROVED REALITY.
I EVEN HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE NOW.
I DO HOWEVER STILL TYPE IN CAPS,A PROBLEM THE DOCTORS JUST COULDN'T CORRECT.
IF ANYBODY HAS A QUESTION OR WOULD LIKE AN OPINION ON A SUBJECT I WILL DO MY BEST TO TRY AN SUPPLY ONE.
REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN THE SHINING WHEN JACK NICHOLSON IS HACKING AWAY AT THE BATHROOM DOOR,AND HE POKES HIS HEAD THROUGH AND SAYS,"HERE'S JOHHNY!"?
WELL FOR BETTOR OR WORSE:
"HEEERE'S REALITY!"
REALITY
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