THE WORD BONUS...

[REALITY]

THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE POSTING UP WITH A NEW BOOK AND THAT 20-30 BONUS IS JUST TOO GOOD TO TURN DOWN, AND IS THE REASON YOUR NOT POSTING UP WITH THE APPROVED BOOKS HERE AND ON THE LIST AT THE OTHER FORUMS,I HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR YOU.

PAUSE A MINUTE,AND KEEP REPEATING THE WORD BONUS,OVER AND OVER,EACH TIME SAYING IT MORE SLOWLY.

BONUS,

BOONUS,

BOOONUS,

BOW-NUS,

BOOW-NUS,

BONE-US,

BONE-US,

BONE-US!

WHAT!

NOW YOU GOT IT.

BONE-US!

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOUR GREED MAKES YOU POST UP WITH A BIG BONUS UPSTART BOOK INSTEAD OF THE RECOMMENDED BOOKS HERE AND AT THE OTHER GAMBLING FORUMS.

GREED IS GOOD!

MAYBE FOR GORDON GEKO IN THE MOVIE WALLSTREET,DEFINITELY NOT FOR YOU WHEN CHOOSING A BOOK TO SEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO...

REALITY

[Ronbets]

REALITY {QUOTE] GREED IS GOOD!

MAYBE FOR GORDON GEKO IN THE MOVIE WALLSTREET, DEFINITELY NOT FOR YOU WHEN CHOOSING A BOOK TO SEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO!
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A classic line like that and you don't even get a play? Come on guys this is vintage. The above reference to the great Oliver Stone film reminds me of a real life gaming saga. A cagey betting syndicate leader(BW) Gordon Gekko(MDouglas) and a wannabe beard/runner Bud Fox(CSheen). "Greed -for lack of a better word- is good."

[REALITY]

RONBETS,

THIS IS KILLER MATERIAL.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE NY ACT ON THE ROAD.

BONUS=BONE US!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

REALITY

[kosar]

I've always wondered how to do one of those 'eyeroll' faces....

Thanks in advance...

[REALITY]

Originally posted by kosar:
I've always wondered how to do one of those 'eyeroll' faces....

Thanks in advance...

"KOSAR"

I'LL BET THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS YOU'VE WONDERED ABOUT...

LIKE,OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST,THE THING I MISS MOST IS MY MIND...

GET SOME HELP MY MAN.

BITTER AND UNHAPPY IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE...

REALITY

[kosar]

Bitter and unhappy?

Nah....


I enjoy life to it's fullest...

But it baffles me as to why you insist on the infantile personal shots......

You amuse me.


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Edited because apparently 'somebody' was offended by the use of a name, even if it is a name that the person widely uses on the forums.....


[This message has been edited by kosar (edited 11-30-2000).]

[REALITY]

"KOSAR"

I'M FUNNY?

I AMUSE YOU?

NO,YOU SAID I'M FUNNY?

HOW I AM FUNNY?

I'M HERE TO AMUSE YOU?

WHEATGRASS,"KOSAR",WHEATGRASS,THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED!

Wheatgrass is grass juice,it is from wheatberries,you know when dogs get sick they eat grass,grass is good medicine for humans too.If you hate money and health eat hotdogs,steak,and Mountain dew.If you want to win and be like Mia Hamm and Doug Flutie drink Wheatgrass.

PUT YOU ON THE GOOD FOOT IN NO TIME FLAT!

DR.REALITY

[kosar]

Reality,

Although you do remind me a bit of Joe Pesci, unfortunately it isn't from Casino or Goodfellas...it is from My Cousin Vinnie...


You know the one...

Mr. Pesci is a bumbling idiot that wins out in the end....

And im sure that you will also...

[REALITY]

"KOSAR"

START DRINKING THAT WHEATGRASS JUICE AND KEEP REPEATING,"TOMORROW I'LL BE A HAPPIER AND BETTER PERSON"

OVER AND OVER AND OVER.....

DR.REALITY