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I realize this has nothing to do with betting but I heard this joke today and thought of someone who frequents this forum. I hope you like it.
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A woman decides that she wants a pet for her home. She doesn't want a dog or a cat but something easier to take care of that would still be company so she decides on a parrot. She goes to the pet store and sees a beautiful parrot there for only $50. She asks the owner why it's so cheap and he answers that the bird originally stayed in a house of ill repute and he thus couldn't guarantee the bird's language. The woman, figures that for 50 bucks she can't lose, however, and that if she needs to she'll retrain it. So she takes it home.
When she puts the parrot up on it's perch, the parrot looks around and says
"Awk, new house, new madam"
The woman is taken aback but isn't too concerned.
A little later the woman's 2 daughters come home from university and the bird squawks
"Awk, new house, new madam, new whores."
The girls are offended but after the mother explains the scenario they laugh it off.
A little later on the husband comes home from work and the bird squawks
"Awk, hi Reno."
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A woman decides that she wants a pet for her home. She doesn't want a dog or a cat but something easier to take care of that would still be company so she decides on a parrot. She goes to the pet store and sees a beautiful parrot there for only $50. She asks the owner why it's so cheap and he answers that the bird originally stayed in a house of ill repute and he thus couldn't guarantee the bird's language. The woman, figures that for 50 bucks she can't lose, however, and that if she needs to she'll retrain it. So she takes it home.
When she puts the parrot up on it's perch, the parrot looks around and says
"Awk, new house, new madam"
The woman is taken aback but isn't too concerned.
A little later the woman's 2 daughters come home from university and the bird squawks
"Awk, new house, new madam, new whores."
The girls are offended but after the mother explains the scenario they laugh it off.
A little later on the husband comes home from work and the bird squawks
"Awk, hi Reno."