LET ME SEE IF I CAN BECOME "PERSONNA NON GRATA" IN ALL THREE MAJOR GAMBLING FORUMS.
IT'S TIME TO STOP THE INSANITY IN THE GAMBLING FORUMS!
ESPECIALLY THE HATFIELD/MCKOY BATTLE THAT HAS BEEN PLAYED OUT IN BETTORSWORLD AND MAJORWAGER AND HAS TAKEN ON A LIFE OF IT'S OWN.
JEFF OF BETTORSWORLD IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE,IF HE WASN'T I WOULDN'T BE GETTING INVOLVED HERE.
FREDDY OF MAJORWAGER IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
LIKE RAY KROC BLAZED THE PATH FOR SUCCESS IN THE FAST FOOD BUSINESS WITH MCDONALDS, JEFF AND BETTORSWORLD CAME UP WITH A CONCEPT WHICH HE DEVELOPED WHICH OPENED UP A MARKETPLACE FOR OTHERS TO PITCH THEIR TENT AND GET A PIECE OF THE PIE.
AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THIS,THIS IS ABOUT GETTING AND KEEPING A PIECE OF THE PIE.
THE FORUMS ARE A BUSINESS.
THEY IDEALLY EXIST AS WATCHDOG SITES.
THEIR MAIN FUNCTION IS TO STEER PLAYERS TO REPUTABLE SHOPS AND WARN PLAYERS OF SCAMMERS OR IMPENDING TROUBLE IN THE INDUSTRY.
IF THEY REMAIN STEADFAST TO THAT ONE "GOLDEN RULE" THEN I DONT WISH THEY MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS.
I WISH THEY MAKE 10 MILLION DOLLARS!
IN THEIR ZEAL TO BECOME KING OF THE HILL ,THEY HAVE THROWN OUT DECENCY AND RESPECT AND INSTITUTED MARSHALL LAW ON THE POSTING FORUM FRONTIER.
"HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN..."
THREATS,INNUENDOS,COVERT E-MAILS,GHOST POSTERS,SUBLIMINAL AGENDAS,ETC...
COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU THE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR,"POSTERWARS"!
BASED ON THE JOHN GRISHAM BEST SELLER,"THE RISE AND FALL OF THE POSTING FORUMS".
IT HAS TO STOP!
AS I PREVIOUSLY NOTED IF NOT BECAUSE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO,THEN DO IT BECAUSE IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS!
THE ALMIGHTY BUCK!
IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW IT,THE PEOPLE WHO ADVERTISE AND THOSE COMTEMPLATING ADVERTISING WITH YOU FINE FELLOWS ARE WATCHING.
LETS PLAY WHO "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE".
FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
"WHAT ARE EXISTING AND POTENTIAL FORUM ADVERTISERS THINKING WHEN THEY OBSERVE "POSTERWARS" IN ACTION???"
A.HOW SOON CAN I SIGN UP AND GET MY BANNER POSTED?
B.THIS IS A GREAT PLACE TO MARKET MY SHOP?
C.IS THIS A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE?
D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
VERY TOUGH QUESTION!
JEFF,BRIAN,RUSS,FREDDY FOR A MILLION BUCKS TO BE DIVIDED EQUALLY AMONG YOU WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?
"WHAT ARE EXISTING AND POTENTIAL FORUM ADVERTISERS THINKING WHEN THEY OBSERVE "POSTERWARS" IN ACTION???"
BRIAN OF BW:"CAN I USE MY 50/50 LIFELINE?"
GOOD CALL!
YES YOU MAY.
"WHAT ARE EXISTING AND POTENTIAL FORUM ADVERTISERS THINKING WHEN THEY OBSERVE "POSTERWARS" IN ACTION???"
YOUR REMAINING ANSWERS:
C.IS THIS A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE?
D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
RUSS FROM MW:"CAN I USE MY LIFELINE TO CALL SOMEBODY?"
GOOD CALL!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE US TO CALL?
RUSS:
( SWEATING PROFUSELY AND HOPING THAT REALITY IS BY THE PHONE AND NOT BY THE COMPUTER ANSWERING THE MANY E-MAILS HE'S BEEN GETTING FROM CERTAIN CONCERNED INDIVIDUALS ABOUT HOW HE HAS NO INTEGRITY FOR NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS FIASCO!)
RUSS:COULD YOU PLEASE DIAL 1-800-REALITY?
WHAT?
RUSS: YES,PLEASE HURRY IT'S CLOSE TO DINNER AND I DONT WANT TO MISS HIM,1-800-REALITY PLEASE HURRY!
HELLO CAN I SPEAK TO REALITY PLEASE?
REALITY: SPEAKING...
THIS IS REGIS FROM "WHO WANTS TO BE A MIILIONAIRE".
REALITY:KATHY LEE IS NOT...
REALITY!WAIT DONT HANG UP!
DO YOU KNOW RUSS FROM MW?
REALITY:ABSOLUTELY,ONE OF REALITY'S BIGGEST FANS!
RUSS:REALITY,YOU GOT A HELP ME MAN,THIS IS FOR A MILLION BUCKS, DUDE...
REALITY:CHILL MY BROTHER,WHAT IS THE QUESTION?
RUSS: DUDE PLEASE,"WHAT ARE EXISTING AND POTENTIAL FORUM ADVERTISERS THINKING WHEN THEY OBSERVE "POSTERWARS" IN ACTION???"
IS IT?
C.IS THIS A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE?
OR
D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
REALITY:IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND THE ONE EYED MAN IS KING,THE ANSWER IS:
D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
RUSS: ARE YOU SURE MAN???
REALITY:TRUST ME THIS HAS BEEN A REAL POPULAR TOPIC WITH REALITY'S FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES RECENTLY ESPECIALLY WITH THE ADVERTISING DOLLARS NOW BEING SPENT WITH FOOTBALL AROUND THE CORNER...
RUSS:REGIS,IT'S D.MAN,"D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
FINAL ANSWER?
RUSS: YEAH MAN D.
D.IS THE CORRECT ANSWER!
JEFF,BRIAN,RUSS,FREDDY YOU HAVE WON A MILLION BUCKS TO BE DIVIDED EQUALLY AMONG YOU!
PAYABLE OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS IF YOU GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER AND DONT ALIENATE THE GOOSE THAT LAID THE GOLDEN EGG WITH THE BULLSHIT THAT CURRENTLY PERMEATES BOTH FORUMS.
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS,THOSE FIRST TIME POSTERS THAT POST WITH AN OBVIOUS AGENDA?
DONT CLOSE THE THREAD.
DELETE IT!
BECAUSE THE DAMAGE IS DONE AND IT'S STIIL THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.
IT'S A TACTIC SIMILAR TO WHEN A LAWYER INTRODUCES SOMETHING HE KNOWS WILL BE OBJECTED TO.
OBJECT!
CRIES THE DEFENSE LAWYER.
SUSTAINED!
CRIES THE JUDGE!
STRIKE THAT FROM THE RECORD!
SURE!
YOU CAN STRIKE IT FROM THE RECORD BUT YOU CANT STRIKE IT FROM THE JUROR'S MINDS.
GET SERIOUS BOYS OR GET READY FOR A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AS OUTLINED IN MY RECENT E-MAILS TO ALL OF YOU...
REALITY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
PLEASE DRIVE HOME SAFELY,THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT...
REALITY
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
THE AUTHOR OF THIS CLASSIC PIECE OF POSTING FORUM LITERATURE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING POINT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR.
RUSS AS PORTRAYED HERE WAS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY.
RUSS IS AN INTELLIGENT INDIVIDUAL WHO DOES NOT REQUIRE OR SEEK REALITY'S HELP OR OPINION.
[ 07-17-2001: Message edited by: REALITY ]
IT'S TIME TO STOP THE INSANITY IN THE GAMBLING FORUMS!
ESPECIALLY THE HATFIELD/MCKOY BATTLE THAT HAS BEEN PLAYED OUT IN BETTORSWORLD AND MAJORWAGER AND HAS TAKEN ON A LIFE OF IT'S OWN.
JEFF OF BETTORSWORLD IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE,IF HE WASN'T I WOULDN'T BE GETTING INVOLVED HERE.
FREDDY OF MAJORWAGER IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
LIKE RAY KROC BLAZED THE PATH FOR SUCCESS IN THE FAST FOOD BUSINESS WITH MCDONALDS, JEFF AND BETTORSWORLD CAME UP WITH A CONCEPT WHICH HE DEVELOPED WHICH OPENED UP A MARKETPLACE FOR OTHERS TO PITCH THEIR TENT AND GET A PIECE OF THE PIE.
AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THIS,THIS IS ABOUT GETTING AND KEEPING A PIECE OF THE PIE.
THE FORUMS ARE A BUSINESS.
THEY IDEALLY EXIST AS WATCHDOG SITES.
THEIR MAIN FUNCTION IS TO STEER PLAYERS TO REPUTABLE SHOPS AND WARN PLAYERS OF SCAMMERS OR IMPENDING TROUBLE IN THE INDUSTRY.
IF THEY REMAIN STEADFAST TO THAT ONE "GOLDEN RULE" THEN I DONT WISH THEY MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS.
I WISH THEY MAKE 10 MILLION DOLLARS!
IN THEIR ZEAL TO BECOME KING OF THE HILL ,THEY HAVE THROWN OUT DECENCY AND RESPECT AND INSTITUTED MARSHALL LAW ON THE POSTING FORUM FRONTIER.
"HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN..."
THREATS,INNUENDOS,COVERT E-MAILS,GHOST POSTERS,SUBLIMINAL AGENDAS,ETC...
COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU THE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR,"POSTERWARS"!
BASED ON THE JOHN GRISHAM BEST SELLER,"THE RISE AND FALL OF THE POSTING FORUMS".
IT HAS TO STOP!
AS I PREVIOUSLY NOTED IF NOT BECAUSE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO,THEN DO IT BECAUSE IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS!
THE ALMIGHTY BUCK!
IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW IT,THE PEOPLE WHO ADVERTISE AND THOSE COMTEMPLATING ADVERTISING WITH YOU FINE FELLOWS ARE WATCHING.
LETS PLAY WHO "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE".
FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
"WHAT ARE EXISTING AND POTENTIAL FORUM ADVERTISERS THINKING WHEN THEY OBSERVE "POSTERWARS" IN ACTION???"
A.HOW SOON CAN I SIGN UP AND GET MY BANNER POSTED?
B.THIS IS A GREAT PLACE TO MARKET MY SHOP?
C.IS THIS A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE?
D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
VERY TOUGH QUESTION!
JEFF,BRIAN,RUSS,FREDDY FOR A MILLION BUCKS TO BE DIVIDED EQUALLY AMONG YOU WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?
"WHAT ARE EXISTING AND POTENTIAL FORUM ADVERTISERS THINKING WHEN THEY OBSERVE "POSTERWARS" IN ACTION???"
BRIAN OF BW:"CAN I USE MY 50/50 LIFELINE?"
GOOD CALL!
YES YOU MAY.
"WHAT ARE EXISTING AND POTENTIAL FORUM ADVERTISERS THINKING WHEN THEY OBSERVE "POSTERWARS" IN ACTION???"
YOUR REMAINING ANSWERS:
C.IS THIS A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE?
D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
RUSS FROM MW:"CAN I USE MY LIFELINE TO CALL SOMEBODY?"
GOOD CALL!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE US TO CALL?
RUSS:
( SWEATING PROFUSELY AND HOPING THAT REALITY IS BY THE PHONE AND NOT BY THE COMPUTER ANSWERING THE MANY E-MAILS HE'S BEEN GETTING FROM CERTAIN CONCERNED INDIVIDUALS ABOUT HOW HE HAS NO INTEGRITY FOR NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS FIASCO!)
RUSS:COULD YOU PLEASE DIAL 1-800-REALITY?
WHAT?
RUSS: YES,PLEASE HURRY IT'S CLOSE TO DINNER AND I DONT WANT TO MISS HIM,1-800-REALITY PLEASE HURRY!
HELLO CAN I SPEAK TO REALITY PLEASE?
REALITY: SPEAKING...
THIS IS REGIS FROM "WHO WANTS TO BE A MIILIONAIRE".
REALITY:KATHY LEE IS NOT...
REALITY!WAIT DONT HANG UP!
DO YOU KNOW RUSS FROM MW?
REALITY:ABSOLUTELY,ONE OF REALITY'S BIGGEST FANS!
RUSS:REALITY,YOU GOT A HELP ME MAN,THIS IS FOR A MILLION BUCKS, DUDE...
REALITY:CHILL MY BROTHER,WHAT IS THE QUESTION?
RUSS: DUDE PLEASE,"WHAT ARE EXISTING AND POTENTIAL FORUM ADVERTISERS THINKING WHEN THEY OBSERVE "POSTERWARS" IN ACTION???"
IS IT?
C.IS THIS A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE?
OR
D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
REALITY:IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND THE ONE EYED MAN IS KING,THE ANSWER IS:
D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
RUSS: ARE YOU SURE MAN???
REALITY:TRUST ME THIS HAS BEEN A REAL POPULAR TOPIC WITH REALITY'S FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES RECENTLY ESPECIALLY WITH THE ADVERTISING DOLLARS NOW BEING SPENT WITH FOOTBALL AROUND THE CORNER...
RUSS:REGIS,IT'S D.MAN,"D.DO I REALLY NEED TO PAY TO HAVE MY BANNER POSTED HERE,IF I WERE A PLAYER AND I CAME IN HERE WOULD I SENSE ANY CREDIBILITY ABOUT WHAT IS POSTED HERE AND THEY WAY THE FORUMS ARE BEING MODERATED,AND WHAT IF I DONT BECOME AN ADVERTISER OR IF I DO AND LEAVE WHAT WILL MY LEGACY BE HERE,HOW WILL MY BUSINESS BE TREATED?
FINAL ANSWER?
RUSS: YEAH MAN D.
D.IS THE CORRECT ANSWER!
JEFF,BRIAN,RUSS,FREDDY YOU HAVE WON A MILLION BUCKS TO BE DIVIDED EQUALLY AMONG YOU!
PAYABLE OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS IF YOU GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER AND DONT ALIENATE THE GOOSE THAT LAID THE GOLDEN EGG WITH THE BULLSHIT THAT CURRENTLY PERMEATES BOTH FORUMS.
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS,THOSE FIRST TIME POSTERS THAT POST WITH AN OBVIOUS AGENDA?
DONT CLOSE THE THREAD.
DELETE IT!
BECAUSE THE DAMAGE IS DONE AND IT'S STIIL THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.
IT'S A TACTIC SIMILAR TO WHEN A LAWYER INTRODUCES SOMETHING HE KNOWS WILL BE OBJECTED TO.
OBJECT!
CRIES THE DEFENSE LAWYER.
SUSTAINED!
CRIES THE JUDGE!
STRIKE THAT FROM THE RECORD!
SURE!
YOU CAN STRIKE IT FROM THE RECORD BUT YOU CANT STRIKE IT FROM THE JUROR'S MINDS.
GET SERIOUS BOYS OR GET READY FOR A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AS OUTLINED IN MY RECENT E-MAILS TO ALL OF YOU...
REALITY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
PLEASE DRIVE HOME SAFELY,THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT...
REALITY
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
THE AUTHOR OF THIS CLASSIC PIECE OF POSTING FORUM LITERATURE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING POINT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR.
RUSS AS PORTRAYED HERE WAS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY.
RUSS IS AN INTELLIGENT INDIVIDUAL WHO DOES NOT REQUIRE OR SEEK REALITY'S HELP OR OPINION.
[ 07-17-2001: Message edited by: REALITY ]
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