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  • RIGHT HERE BABY, AND IT'S FREE BABY

    From the desk of Benjamin Lee Eckstein

    Americasline.com is tickled pink (not quite sure where this cliche came from) to announce an alliance with Bettorsworld.com, for a HUMUNGOUS NFL contest.

    You can sign up right now, and it's FREE, did I say FREE, at either Americasline.com or Bettorsworld.com.

    Or, if you like, we have created an internet address for the contest, which is http://www.forbettororworse.com.

    Why bettor or worse? Lemme explain. For bettor or worse,
    hereafter known as FBOW, will be giving away over
    $70,000 in cash, prizes, memorabilia, and off-shore
    betting accounts with two of the most respected sportsbooks
    in cyberspace, WWTS and WSEX. And the best part is,
    unlike most contests that offer a huge first, second
    or third place prize, FBOW is paying the top 100 places,
    and for those that find the NFL impossible, we are also
    paying out the bottom 20 places. Hence, Bettor or Worse.
    With our contest, when you win, you win, and when
    you lose, you still win, and did I mention, it's FREE.
    But wait, there's more. Damn, I'm starting to sound
    like the salesguy that pushes stuff on TV who keeps
    adding stuff until you wind up with like eight things
    for only $19.99. The only difference is, we are FREE!
    We have a weekly $1000 prize for any genius that can
    throw up a 14-0 record. If no one does 14-0, we will
    hand out $500 to the best record, and carry the other
    $500 over to the following week. I've been handicapping
    for over 20 years, and have yet to hit a 14-0 Sunday
    against the spread, so the carryover pot could get
    quite delicious by the end of the season. Wait, there
    is more. We will be giving away the famous Gold Sheet
    each and every week. We got your t-shirts, your beanie
    babies, your sports pagers, and a handsome plaque from
    Grandstand Inc., a New York based memorabilia company.
    There couldn't possibly be any more, could there? With
    a sheepish grin, he said, you bet your boot-ay. Okay,
    we have weekly subscriptions to Gambling Online magazine,
    and Professor Mike Orkin's fabulous Optimizer program,
    which is selling now for $125. All that, and it's still
    FREE! Check it out, and tell a few friends.

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    I'm in!

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