Great Sportsbook: Bettorstrust.com (if you s*ck)

[old_hickory]

Just got this in the mail:

For a $100 renewable fee, they will sell you portfolio insurance that pays you 15% of your net losses for the year (at their book). So, if you plan on losing more than $666.66, this is the place for you.

They also offer these great incentives to join them:
* For an additional 10%, you may purchase "game insurance", in the event of the game ending in a tie you would win.
* For 10%, you can get quarterback insurance. If your QB is "carried off the field" your game becomes a push! That's great, but what if your team is up by 40 at the time?
*Line insurance. Make a bet and later in the week, if you don't want it, you can buy your bet back for 5%. What a deal!

And to top it off, Wayne Root says:"This is the only Sportsbook I've seen where the Advantages go to the players."

:eek:

[carp]

I got that yesterday, good for a few laughs.
While on the subject of marketing, Sunday night I get a call from "bill" in "Costa Rica". He's pitching some sportsbook, (he said the name but I'd never heard of it)anyways after I get rid of him I check my caller ID, the call was from New Brunswick
Canada area code 506????

[STEVE TURNER]

Bettorstrust.com? Never heard of this book, but if the letter came from Wayne Root, I would throw in trash.

[STEVE TURNER]

Bettorstrust.com? Never heard of this book, but if the letter came from Wayne Root, I would throw in trash. :cool:

[Cashew]

BEWARE!!! BETTORS TRUST IS A SUBSIDIARY/AFFILIATE OF NASA SPORTS INTL

THATS NASA THE BAD NASA AS IN THAT MATZOHBALL GARY KAPLAN WHO DOESN"T PAY WINNERS AND LIES ABOUT LLOYDS OF LONDON INSURING HIS PLAYERS AND WHO HAD A KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT AGAINST HIS KID SO THATS WHY THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY HAS BODYGUARDS


THOSE KIDNAPPERS SHOULD WATCH HAWAII FIVE-O MORE OFTEN DONT THEY KNOW YOU MAKE THE SNATCH DURING A HAIRCUT :D :D :mad: