Driver of Redskins bus #1 on the way to their game vs. Vikings manages to misjudge the exit ramp on the freeway causing Redskins bus #2 to run into the back of him shattering it's windshield, scaring the beejeezus out of everyone on bus #2 and causing one of the assistant coaches to soil himself but somehow (and remarkably) RG3 managed to not hurt his knee then a little while later after the Redskins manage to make it into the stadium past a bunch of people marching in an imperfect circle in front of the stadium while crying in protest about their teamname (because there is nothing else really bad going on on the planet so they have time, interest in focusing on this) they score a late 4th quarter touchdown to go up by 5 (26-21) then after gathering on the sidelines and weighing the pros and cons decide to try a 2 point conversion which they fail at after which they pretty much immediately surrender a dramatic touchdown to the Vikings to go down 27-26 which makes the Vikings happy but nervous about just the 1 point lead so they decide to try their own 2 pt. conversion and they make it putting them up 29-26 which because Redskins were just +2.5 dogs in the Mock Hilton Contest results in this:

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