BETTORSWORLD:THE MOVIE

[Scott Landau]

WEBTV is kicking the crap out of me today. I apologize to everyone for the multiple posts. Could someone please delete the extra posts and this one? Only 'guesser' would understand the turmoil we computer illiterates endure!

[Chillin-the-Most]

I think Duvall for THEDEVIL is perfect.
Rich

[Jeff]

Mr Landau, with all due respect, James Caan (as Sonny in the Godfather) can only be brought in to play one person and one person only: My partner, Mr Brian Georgia.

Hopefully, we can avoid the toll-booth this time.

[REALITY]

FANS OF BETTORSWORLD:THE MOVIE

PLEASE BE ADVISED DUE TO AN AVALANCE OF E-MAILS AND TELEGRAMS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD WE HAVE RECAST THE PART OF DOGGIE STYLE IN THE MOVIE.

JACK NICHOLSON IS OUT!

TO SEE WHO IS IN, PLEASE REFER TO THE ORIGINAL CAST SUMMARY AT THE TOP OF THIS THREAD.

[reno]

If I get stuck with Angel Carrerra as my girlfriend in the movie, I'll boycott the film. First, this chick is a member of MENSA and is a true computer nerd who does her own web page. Call me old-fashioned, but there is no way I'm dating a broad who is smarter than I am. Second, Angel has had more plastic surgery than Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers combined. I need a younger, more natural woman. Anybody got any ideas on who should replace Angel in the movie?

[sportshobby]

Reno, how about Brittany Spears? She's no actor, but what the hell.

[thedevil]

Reno,

You'll have to forgive me but,,

being your favorite color appears to be pink,,

the only girl I can think of happens to be that cute little oinker,,

MISS PIGGY

THE DEVIL

[Ronbets]

Reno,

While in LA, I heard of this aspiring actress by the name of Cloris Leachman. Check her out?

[sportsbank]

Reno,
You would never date a "broad" smarter
than you? Your a M.C.S. Male Chauvinist Scalper

[Scott Landau]

More picks from the Unk: Kevin Spacey as Johnny Demarco<<

[JohnnyDeMarco]

My personal casting selections

NoHoldsBarred-the retarded guy that used to be on LA LAW-Bennie
The Late Lou Diamond-Meatloaf


[This message has been edited by JohnnyDeMarco (edited 07-16-2000).]

[Scott Landau]

Let's try this again: Bob Hope as Jimmy The Fixer...Dennis Franz or Jason Alexander as Lou Diamond(because we can't dig up Curly Howard of the 3 stooges)...Joe Montegna as Pablo Son Loco...Christopher Lee or Jack Palance as The Devil...David Caruso as Kelvin(because both have disappeared)or David Caruso as Irish(sincerely)...Luke Perry as MLS...Jason Gedrick as LTProfits...Jerry Orbach as Reno...7 year old Halle Eisenberg as his girlfriend. Reno, Uncle Marty apologizes, that was uncalled for. How about Gina Gershon, Elizabeth Berkley, Angelina Jolie, and Vanessa Marcil as Reno's Hookers, while girlfriend Natalie Portman waits by the phone! And finally, Calista Flockhart as Ayce...

[reno]

Sportshobby, Brittany Spears was great when she was a Musketeer. Now she's a little dated. She's probably as old as Brandi by now.

Ronbets, Cloris Leachman can play my grandmother. But thank you for not sticking me with Hanoi Jane Fonda.

Scott, Halle Eisenberg? No way. Although I'm Jewish, I'm not into Jewish chicks. They have dumpy bodies, are too brainy and bossy, and never stop bitching and nagging. I've been there and done that, and I'm through with Jewish American Princesses(JAPs).

[Scott Landau]

It turned you off because she was Jewish. What about her being 7? Oy Vey!..Just teasin' bud. I know you want to see their SAT scores first.

[Greedo]

you guys are killing me
who needs the comedy network when we've got BEHIND THE SCENES @ BW-THE MOVIE