BETTORSWORLD:THE MOVIE

[zippy]

Just heard a rumor concerning the latest casting decisions for “Bettorsworld: The Movie.”

zippy: played by himself.

zippy’s lover interest: The University of Stockholm’s Women’s Volleyball Team.

[JohnnyDeMarco]

Sportsbank,
Long Dong Dilver? Doobies? You are definitely an action chick.

Casting selection for SportsBank-
Lucy Ewing on Dallas.

[This message has been edited by JohnnyDeMarco (edited 07-18-2000).]

[sportsbank]

JD,
Lucy Ewing was a spoiled brat. Certainly
your not implying that I'm.......Nah

[Unregistered]

Re: BETTORSWORLD:THE MOVIE

Originally posted by REALITY
BETTORWORLD FANS:

NOW THAT MY POSTING CAREER IS OVER,I NEEDED SOMETHING TO OCCUPY MY TIME.

I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD TO DIRECT:

BETTORSWORLD: THE MOVIE

THE CASTING IS NOW COMPLETE:

REALITY:JAMES GANDOLFINI (WANTED ROBERT DENIRO)

DEVIL:ROBERT DUVALL (WANTED PIERCE BROSNAN)

JEFF:AL PACINO (WANTED BEN AFLECK)

RONBETS: DUSTIN HOFFMAN

CHESTER:JOHN GOODMAN (WANTED MATT DAMON)

RENO:PAUL SHAFFER (WANTED BEN STILLER)

RENO'S LOVE INTEREST:ASIA CARRERA

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CASTING CHANGE,REPEAT,CASTING CHANGE
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THE CASTING OFFICE HAS RECEIVED NUMEROUS E-MAILS REGARDING A MISCAST JACK NICHOLSON AS DOGGIE STYLE.

THE OVERWHELMING TWO CHOICES TO NOW PLAY DOGGIE STYLE IN BETTORSWORLD:THE MOVIE ARE:

A. ODD JOB : FROM THE JAMES BOND MOVIE:GOLDFINGER

B. WOO FAT : FROM THE POPULAR T.V.SERIES HAWAII 5-0.

DOGGIES LOVE INTEREST WILL REMAIN THE SAME

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DOGGIE'S LOVE INTEREST: WHO ELSE? LASSIE!

BOOMER:JOHN CAZALES (FREDO FROM THE GODFATHER)

BOOMER'S LOVE INTEREST:HIS POST-UP AND BONUS MONEY

AUSSIE VAMP2:PAUL HOGAN

MLS: DR.DEMENTO (WANTED RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN)

MLS'S LOVE INTEREST:SYBIL

HARTLEY: JOHN HOUSEMAN (WANTED RICHARD BURTON)

SPORTSBANK:JENNA JAMESEON


MOVIE THEME SONG:MAKING FRIENDS

PERFORMED BY:THE VIENNA BOYS CHOIR


SOON AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU.

SEE YOU AT THE OSCARS!

REALITY



[This message has been edited by REALITY (edited 07-16-2000).]